i can crush like a GRAPE in the palm of my hand do you understaaaaaaaaaaaaaand????
sun tzu once said “wwwwwwwwwwsswssswwwsssadasdsdasdsa” because he forgot he left the in-game chat box open and tried to move
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“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
(via mobiusghost)
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
(via izanameowe)
Me every time Trump mentions DeSantis
best tweet on earth. Sublime
I’m sorry but this is literally fucking hilarious
(via mobiusghost)
do you really think
we could fall in love?
like Austin powers,
and his ladies does?
(via mobiusghost)
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
now THIS is a world heritage post
(via springinthesky)
i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it
i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it
wait hold on. does it just say kukle.
It actually says “KUCKLE”
(via awkwardsonicphotos)
From: Gitaroo Man
(Koei - PS2 - 2001)
(via obscurevideogames)